Sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup

Sweeet pear half = vagina
Heavy syrup= cum
Your own= random pronouns

Girl you are my sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup. I love you pls marry me sweet pear

by Brexi is sexi December 4, 2016

Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

pear moment

when your friend talks about cheese.

Person 1: 'yoooo i love cheese'
Person 2: 'yoooo thats actually a pear moment'

by suspicio January 9, 2022

pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.

When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.

by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016

Imp Pear

1. a plant from Plants vs. Zombies which is free to place down, but can transform a Zombie into an Imp Zombies when eaten, and instantly kills Imps when they eat it, releasing stunning gas on contact.

"Imp Pear is such a broken plant because it just has a super fast recharge and it's just toxic for the Zombies to try and defeat you when you spam-cycle it."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

Pear Jawn

A Korean-pear flavored water-ice called TankBoy usually stored in flexible plastic tube-like bottle. It is very sweet and taste exactly like Korean-pears.

Next time, I'm going to H-Mart by myself so I can eat all five pear jawns by myself.

by reyalpratiug May 15, 2011

PEAR

Acronym for Personal Experience and Amateur Research. Used to express an opinion/idea/information, but let people know it shouldn't be taken as gospel and they should do their own research.

In my PEAR opinion, _____is the best brand for bright hair colours cause it doesn't fade as fast.

by LunaTic89 August 29, 2021