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Ned

Ned's a actor dude from Michigan. He's an ass. A f'king beast. He's also a cheerio. ALSO SEE: JASPAR, YUUKI, THAIR, and NICK.
Ned: Art thou meth stew?
Crabuloux: Yes? This reminds me of... JACK BLACK!
Ned: NOOO!
by crabuloux occifer December 1, 2004
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Ned Flanders

A boring man, someone who is extremely busy and just sooooo annoying. Theyre plain and a waste of time
Nah i dont like him like that, hes too much of a ned flanders

shutup ned flanders
by ittybittyt April 17, 2019
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T-ned

Jersey Shore guido slang for tanned. Originates from GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry. T-ned is the adjective describing the T in GTL ie. being T(an)NED.
"Yaw man I'm just flying out to mexico imma come back so t-ned"

"He's a guido look how t-ned he is in February"

"I REPRESENT THE T IN GTL, IM T-NED"
by shawty_shawty_what_what February 16, 2010
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jittle ned

1.(n) a dancing yellow disc-person
2.(n) a real person who looks like a cartoon
3.(expression) a yell of disbelief, happiness, anger, sadness, and just about everything else
4.(n) little nerd (obsolete)
1. Look at those jittle neds dancing in the forest all happily!
2. Haha, he's such a jittle ned.
3. Pshhh jittle ned *singsong voice* jittle neeeeeeeed!!!
4. Wow, you jittle ned. Silly jittle ned.
by mikey veee May 18, 2008
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jittle ned

1.(n) a dancing yellow disc-person
2.(n) a real person who looks like a cartoon
3.(expression) a yell of disbelief, happiness, anger, sadness, and just about everything else
4.(n) little nerd (obsolete)
1. Look at those jittle neds dancing in the forest all happily!
2. Haha, he's such a jittle ned.
3. Pshhh jittle ned *singsong voice* jittle neeeeeeeed!!!
4. Wow, you jittle ned. Silly jittle ned.
by mikey veee May 18, 2008
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Ned Flanders

Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.
1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.

2) Ned Flanders that ho.

3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.

4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.

5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.
by The Adventurers August 6, 2009
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ned-edward

Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.

Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...

Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!
Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!
by thatoklahomankid January 13, 2014
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