by lounging_howeh October 08, 2009
Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...
"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"
-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!
-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!
by hollister1979 February 10, 2012
by Rollanddd November 03, 2013
Rebecca Feighery is a professional pipe merchant
by TalTallon February 18, 2011
A broad term applicable to those who reek of cigarettes, cheap body spray, and 84 chrysler lebaron. These folks are highly adept at pop culture but lack any semblance to intelligence, but they will disguise this by saying they are street smart. Usually dirt merchants will know everything about every topic. The men usually grow unusually long goatees because they think it is intimidating.
Dude your friend who works down at the cabinet shop who thinks he has a cool grow room with flourescent lights and owns that damn dog thats outta control and jumps all over you when you come in is a total dirt merchant.
Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.
Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.
by ttmike42 February 12, 2008
Used to describe someone who uses lame and unoriginal tactics that are neither honourable nor thoughtful to win battles and severely implies the person merely copied from another.
This word is especially used in the online gaming community.
Can also be used to describe hackers or other such dirty plays when not referring to gaming.
This word is especially used in the online gaming community.
Can also be used to describe hackers or other such dirty plays when not referring to gaming.
"I just pwned that damn cheese merchant's butt, he didn't even change the tactics at all, it was easy to predict him"
"Look at all those cheese merchant's on the english team, no wonder they win sometimes in football, how disgusting!!!"
"Look at all those cheese merchant's on the english team, no wonder they win sometimes in football, how disgusting!!!"
by JJWolf June 18, 2006
Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.
Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021