Luke

A good bloke. May be blonde, blue eyed and your soulmate. Enjoys astronomy and is knowledgeable. May be controlling and hard to get to know on a deep level. If you discover that they are soulmate then… good luck. Lukes are notoriously difficult to deal with when angered. Kudos to their parents. However if you manage to tame this tiger rhino kitten, congratulations. You have achieved a significant stage of life: The Luke Tamer. Enjoy your life, you are one in ten thousand.

Who you know as Luke: Hey Jace, what does my name, Luke, mean?

Who Luke calls Jace: I dunno Luke, but maybe Urban Dictionary will know.

Who you know as Luke: Okay, I’ll search it up. There’s this hilarious author, A Cactus with A Laptop, whose definitions we definitely should give a thumbs up.
Who Luke calls Jace: Yeah, alright Luke, I’ll thumbs up it.

by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023

Luke

Luke is someone who looks like a chipmunk. He's got massive cheeks (on his face, he's definitely got zero ass). Luke's are funny except when they rage at games like fifa. Luke's are massive sweat heads yet still score own goals on fifa. He could be 60 years old and still look 2 ngl. His haircut is usually dead but not as bad as his friends. We may have our differences but I still respect you Luke.

Leila: Omg! Is that Alvin and the Chipmunks
Dom: That's my best mate Luke.
Leila: Oh

by DominicLovesTofuSquares January 22, 2021

Luke

A luke is usally a cute man and has a strong sense of chrisma and charm is intelligent and mature a luke often gets alot of girls but goes for the wrong ones a luke is one of the most loyal people you can meet once they get to know you you would be lucky to habe a luke if you find a luke i would grab them before someone else does.

Hes so smart and charming i think hes a luke

by Darksouks October 19, 2018

luke

a luke is someone who you dated back in school and wish you got to know as a person instead of a random relationship. when you come across a luke you better cherish luke

luke is cool

by super secret rando guy May 7, 2019

Luke

A fucking simp (hes cute tho)

person 1: Omg look at the dude hes such a simmp

Person 2: oh that’s just luke hes cute

by The one luke simps for January 28, 2022

luke

kid who rages and throws his mic at walls

luke just threw his michael at the fucking wall

by KewlKidMan June 28, 2019

Luked

Someone who’s had too much to drink. Usually people with a low tolerance to alcohol.

Oh he’s had a pint and he’s drunk? He’s pulled a luke!
Or ‘oh he’s had a pint? He’s luked!

by UrbanClann June 11, 2018