An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022
Get the Midwest Lollipopmug. by Emerald Star November 27, 2020
Get the Lollipop Leggingsmug. super optimistic and oblivious state of mind, especially common in the naive. origin: Wizard of Oz references.
She was all lollipops and rainbows after she opened her college acceptance letter... just wait until she finds out how much its going to cost though.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
Get the lollipops and rainbowsmug. After completing no shave and no nut November, when the penis is super hairy and the balls are full of cum, and a blow job is given.
Tim: It’s finally destroy your dick December.
Hailey: Ugh FINALLY. I’m so horny I’d even suck your furry lollipop.
Hailey: Ugh FINALLY. I’m so horny I’d even suck your furry lollipop.
by Lordticklemaster November 4, 2021
Get the furry lollipopmug. A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.
by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018
Get the Lollipop Assholemug. by eh-game May 16, 2016
Get the Strawberry Lollipopmug. by The Flagoning January 28, 2017
Get the lollipop flopmug.