having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 16, 2004

Ass-kittens

(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.

"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."

by AnVillain July 20, 2009

Swamp Kitten

A baby alligator.

Look at that momma and her adorable swamp kittens!

by Ganondox September 24, 2018

kitten city

Is a place of euphoric happiness, where dreams are made.

Spurs won 4 2 and i was in kitten city.

by The Royal Worm January 16, 2008

Kitten Wrangler

One who pursues many women at the same time, preferably of the younger variety (18-21). Generally involving promiscuous, casual sex and a feeling of accomplishment after a successful wrangling.

With all these 19 year old girls blowing up my phone I feel like a real kitten wrangler.

by Joker556 March 16, 2010

kitten number

The number of kittens that had to die in the creation of a design or system architecture. The number is incremented each time a painstaking compromise is made, or when a non-designer opens Photoshop.

"The kitten number was pretty high on this logo, Bob."

by fendingo March 03, 2014

hello kitten

Hello kitten is a phrase used by neck beard incels with no life on discord whenever a female joins the voice chat.

Female: “Hey guys.”
Neck beard: “oh, hello kitten 😏.”

by frikkedurmom December 17, 2020