by linds March 27, 2005
Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.
Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.
by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011
by Kel B July 27, 2006
The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.
by The King1234567890 May 05, 2009
When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"
by Zil025 June 07, 2020
by Ahoymellow January 15, 2022
Making the best out of an F-d up situation.
Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.
An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.
An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.
Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.
Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.
Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.
Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.
Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.
Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.
Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.
Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.
Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 30, 2018