Child Magnet

People, YouTubers, Live Streamers, or other Social Media that attract children.

Dude1: Bro I hate that "Child Magnet" Logan Paul!
Dude2: Me too bro, Me too.

by schizo_valdik October 23, 2019

consume the child

~ government

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

child-friendly

Something this website is not.

Mom: someone told me that urban dictionary is a very child-friendly website!
Mom's friend: well that person is a liar

by 2020isnotacoolplace October 4, 2020

Angry child

Twitch streamer, Tommyinnit.

Let’s exile the angry child!

by Aldddinn February 17, 2021

Pure child

Some one who knows nothing about sex nor slang that comes with it. Its not used with a bad meening

A girl: and he gave me the D
Pure child: the D?
A girl: yeah you know the Dick
Pure child: Dick? Like... Moby Dick?
A girl: nvm you're such a pure child

by Camonday February 20, 2018

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008

Child Mother

Child Mother is a hit techno song created by local Philly Designer and Musician Matthew Torres. This song was written in 2014, and sky rocketed in the urban areas between hipsters. The theme of child mother is how child mother's are also our brothers from another child mother.

"Child Mother, your my brother, from another, child mother."

by CARL GRIFFIN February 5, 2015