Cock blocker

When someone blocks you from having sex

"cock blocker" you are at the bar about to leave with a girl about to have sex then all of a sudden a guy says "so how are your AIDS" to you then the girl leaves

by darkassassin9474 July 9, 2010

Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.

I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.

by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016

bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.

I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013

Rock Blocker

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.

He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.

by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019

Write Blocker

A device used in digital forensics that is used to block writes whilst creating an image of a storage medium.

Jason: Can anyone give me the definition of a write blocker?
Student: Something that blocks writes
Jason: * longs for the days before he had to deal with such bullshit * No, anyone else?

by Not_TJ October 19, 2019

half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.

Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."

by outerdrake September 19, 2016

Porn blocker

The best thing in the universe

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker

by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019