october 16

national give your best friend a blowjob day!

it’s october 16th so it’s not gay

by cumslutmarcus October 16, 2019

December 16

The top in the relationship gives the bottom a slap on the ass.

Top:*slaps bottoms ass*
Bottom:*blushes* hey why did you do that?
Top: Its December 16
Bottom:*blushes harder* oh

by dabi_daddy December 16, 2019

June 16

A day that will live in infamy in Whole Foods Market Dairy history.

The eye of Hurricane Shawn shows its face in the form of 12 pallets, and milk crates taller than most skyscrapers.

On this day Hurricane Shawn took guitarist Jonesy's shoulder, sent Alex to the Army, forced Garvin to transfer stores, and made two Team Members lose their green cards..... on purpose.

A day that TM Alamin says made the tsunami look like child's play.

"I survived Hurricane Shawn and all I got was this lousy Free Lunch coupon"

"June 16 makes baby Jesus cry"

"Hurricane Shawn > Hurricane Charlie"

by cx13 June 21, 2006

January 16

It’s give your girlfriend a kiss national day.

Hey it’s January 16 pucker up and go kiss your girlfriend

by Kingslayer4555 January 14, 2021

June 16

The person that is born on this date has the biggest dick anyone have ever seen

THaTS A PreTTy BIg CocK
I KNow, RIght. I was ACTuallY BORn JUNe 16

by CoolGamer504 December 03, 2019

December 16

On December 16 we all won’t go to school let’s confuse teachers

Let’s not go to school on December 16

by Tiktok girl October 28, 2019

16 bars

The amount of bars of music that one rap verse takes up. A rap verse.

You know I had to drop my 16 bars on that joint.

by Pomegranate July 04, 2006