Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

1=2-30495867q\w]e[rptoyiu

damn bruh you're really this bored huh. If you want something to do, go play the Higher or Lower game (search it up).

"1=2-30495867q\werptoyiu"

"man just suck me off right here"

by bruhemoji December 15, 2019

1-2-3-4 Study Technique

1. Drink an energy drink, preferably something strong like NOS
2. Look through your notes as fast as you can, regardless of if you can actually read it or understand it.
3. Bust a Nut (tm).
4. Take a nap.

Repeat steps 3 and 4 as necessary.

Also known as the 3-4-3

"Have you heard of the 1-2-3-4 Study Technique?"
"Yeah dude, in fact, I'm going to do a 3-4-3 right now before my chemistry test!"
"Awesome!"

by Erik Ward October 3, 2007

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy

When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously until they start to ejaculate and then they bend back there boners counter side to her ASS cheeks and slap her on the ass with their dicks.

Nillina was on all fours so Manlord and Blacklighte could give her the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy.

by Nillina and Manlord lol December 5, 2009

1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

by bruthanumba3 April 6, 2008

1-2-3 hide and go seek

A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA

"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"

by Shnarb roberts December 9, 2008