groovin the moo

Getting a cow ready for a date.

"Honey? Get inside for supper."

"Sorry, I can't. I'm too busy groovin the moo"
"Ok, don't forget your gloves!"
"Why thank you. I'll refrain from doing any thing capricious on this most virtuous venture of the night. I'm nodda fukn slut bitch."
"Ok. So be it . I hope that moo rapes your corpse!

Have fun now."
"Thanks mum :) "

by The Reaper June 15, 2014

Moo cat

A cat with a mostly-white body and large, discrete black spots, resembling those on a Holstein cow.

My cat has these cute spots; she's a moo cat.

by moocatcha September 26, 2008

Moo Cow

A type of cow that goes "moo"

Moo cow 1: "Moo?"
Moo cow 2: "Moo!"
Moo cow 1: "Moooooo!!!"

by canadianpuffhippo June 13, 2018

nervous moo

when your moo (vagina) goes tingly when you feel nervous

Sam: that well hot bloke over there is checking you out

Hannah: DANG i gots me a nervous moo

by mmmmmhmmmmmmmm August 11, 2010

minxy moo

a friend (usually female) who behaves in a suggestive or promiscuous way, but due to your lack of desire to compromise or damage the friendship, you accept their provocative behaviour, although you acknowledge it through deeming them a ‘minxy moo’ in a playful way (also known as banter).

jebediah : omg sally you’ve flirted with ALL the boys at this party haha !!
sally : omg jeb do you think i’m a hoe !?!
jebediah : omg NO you’re just being a minxy moo haha omg !!

by minxymoo22 July 5, 2019

Deja Moo

The feeling you heard this bullshit before

X- Hey Sam, we need to talk...
Sam- Ohh shit... Deja Moo...

by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

das moo

a noise typically made by german cows to express both pleasure or longing for freedom

tourist: "Look a cow!"
German cow: "Das moo!"
Tourist: "OMFG its german!"

by freshting January 24, 2011