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69

Is a Number.
(Don't get a Dirty Mind)
a Number After 68, a Number before 70
Friend: How many rubber ducks do you have?
Me: I have 69 rubber ducks in my box!
by pseudonymisname23 December 11, 2021
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Retired Teacher: I turn 69 today
Students: *laughs*
by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019
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Think of the circles in the number 6 and 9 to be a human head. Now image the other part of the number 6 and 9 to be genitalia. As you can see, the 6 is shoving it's cock down the 9's throat will the 9 is getting it's pussy licked by the 6. Essentially, a 69 is when two loving human beings position themselves in such a way that looks like the number 69, and allows them to "Go down on each other" simultaneously.
Oh my god, Karoilna and Will 69nd last night.
by XO-Aux June 18, 2019
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A fucking number you internet perverts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go on urban dictionary. Cuz u cant watch porn in school. I’m don’t blame you.
Teacher: the homework tonight is pages 69-71!
by UrbanSwipe> November 7, 2019
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69

1. The number that comes after 68

2. A "symbol" that is supposed to represent oral sex.
1. 23x3 is 69

2. Why the hell are you searching 69 on urban dictionary you pervert!
by FakeIAmAHuman February 1, 2019
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69

A number which is universally recognized as a joke. It actually has many meanings, though some not so appropriate.

1. A sex position in which the male licks the female's vagina, while the female sucks the male's penis, often with the female on top of the male or vice versa.

2. The name of a famous American rapper.

3. A fucking number that comes before 70

4. Sex tonight.

5. Still reading this? You dirty minded piece of shit.
John : "Hey, me and my girlfriend are gonna 69."
Harry : "Oh really? Lucky you."

Teacher : "Alright class, turn your maths textbooks to page 69."
*Entire class snickers*
by DeltaRidge July 2, 2022
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69...

Nice
by Sir-monty lexicon November 23, 2020
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