Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 02, 2019
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Exploded Diper

A Song by Loded Diper that was sung at a talent show in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrickk Rules, The Movie.
"I Know what song we should play at the talent show!"
"What? Devil Diper?"
"No"
"Exploded Diper!!"
"Yes"
by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023
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Explode A Woman Day

On 19th of November, You will be blessed with the permission to explode one woman, with a napalm bomb, or a tub of mustard gas,
Bob: Hey, its Explode a Woman day, Let's Explode Your Ex
Bill: Sure, I'll buy the bomb
by ruborman November 14, 2021
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exploding bush

Former president of the U.S. George W. Bush's outrage after he heard about the twin towers falling on September 11, 2001.
You over reacted like a exploding bush
by Herr Doktor des Todes August 25, 2015
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explodable

A way to describe how thin or tiny a chick is, in that she would explode if you had sex with her.
Damn, that girl is explodable!!!!
by Robert Aiden April 08, 2009
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Exploding Itchy

1 When one is scratching thine ass and begins to tread into uncharted territory, resulting in getting your finger stuck in your ass; at which point the only solution for removal is to build up "pressure" by eating gassy foods.

2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.
My mom's friend's uncle's second cousin's gym teacher was out of school for three days once, recovering from a sudden exploding itchy.
by Palientologist September 15, 2011
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exploding ovaries

Something Daniel Gillies said at the 2017 Originals SDCC pannel, it May also be the name of his next memoir.

Can also mean a terrible pain a girl is in while menstrating in the vaginal area.
Omfg I feel like I have exploding ovaries
Yo, are your ovaries exploding or something? You look like you are in hella pain.
by Skrrtskrrt January 20, 2018
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