When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.
by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013
Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!
Now that's a straight up hook up!
by RastaMermaid August 14, 2008
to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.
Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"
Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"
Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"
Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"
Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"
by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010
Much like a friend with benefits, a random hook-up buddy is someone you're not actually in a relationship with but still get busy with.
Unlike a friend with benefits however, random hook-up buddies hook up on less frequent, more random (hence the name) intervals.
Unlike a friend with benefits however, random hook-up buddies hook up on less frequent, more random (hence the name) intervals.
"Mark and Brooke must be random hook-up buddies. The two or three times a month they see each other they always get busy."
by JVL July 5, 2007
Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com
Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.
How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.
Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.
How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.
Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
by COOLDUDE69 November 17, 2013
Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.
by ParchÞeSkald October 8, 2014
Ghetto people adding cheese, garlic, seasoning salt, hot sauce, mayonaise, and hot dogs to their Ramen noodle soups.
by Karana Shea December 8, 2009