To perform this you first must have a boner in a public place. Now if you feel the need to ejaculate but don't want to actually jerk off, just stick your dick under your belt and blow a load right in your belly button, thus the sunny side up
by furgalish March 13, 2015

by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Jesse got catfish caught up with "Sarah" who turned out to be John.
I do not accept friend requests from people I do not know cause I don't want to get catfish caught up.
I do not accept friend requests from people I do not know cause I don't want to get catfish caught up.
by KattLee January 23, 2014

by SHUT UP karen no one cared October 2, 2020

by Mr Eggs April 15, 2019

This is Scottish slang. To "bam up" someone means to wind them up, and/or trying to make them believe something that isn't true.
Example 1
Person 1: My pal said you have to wear Speedos at the pool
Person 2: Naw you don't, you can wear swimming shorts, your pal on the bam up, he was bamming you up
Example 2
Person 1: What time is the plane leaving tomorrow?
Person 2: 6am mate
Person 1: Stop trying to bam me up (knowing it isn't that early)
Person 2: You're nae fun, it's at 12 noon
Person 1: My pal said you have to wear Speedos at the pool
Person 2: Naw you don't, you can wear swimming shorts, your pal on the bam up, he was bamming you up
Example 2
Person 1: What time is the plane leaving tomorrow?
Person 2: 6am mate
Person 1: Stop trying to bam me up (knowing it isn't that early)
Person 2: You're nae fun, it's at 12 noon
by Undulating_Unicorn April 6, 2024
