The Dirty Gomez

A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.

Nawid gave Shankar the dirty gomez last night. I am disgusted.

by GOATDBAG September 6, 2023

dirty aysha

A dirty aysha is the act of inserting a spoon in the anus and the using that same spoon to eat yogurt with.

Me and my friends went to buy some yogurt so we could do a dirty Aysha.

by Pamela davison September 8, 2023

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

dirty tany

When a donkey with a tiny monkey tied to it is strapped to a remote operated parachute and throne out of a plane. When the parachute opens it is intended to land on a life size shit mural(a mural made with authentic human feces) made to look like Donald trumps face. If you hit the bullseye what follows is this… disco ball/laser light show begins while a shit load of fireworks explode way too low to the ground and the dj starts playing an experimental jazz version of la cucaracha.

Daddy Daddy! I want a dirty tany for my 10th birthday party!

by Phlimphlan man September 11, 2023

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by Goomba Gawd September 12, 2023

Dirty Marcel

The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.

Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!

by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023

Dirty Stasiak

The act of shoving a semen filled pickle down a Polish person's throat until they throw up all over the pickle. Once that has happened you simply insert the vomit covered pickle into said person ass.

Guy 1: Damn bro do you know what would be so cool?
Guy 2: No, what you thinking?
Guy 1: We pull a Dirty Stasiak on someone.
Kool aid man: Oh Yeahhh!

by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023