grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction

(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now

by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022

Fuck up

When at your birthday party you make out with your two friends at the same time and when other people arrive it’s incredibly awkward.

Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with them as a joke because we’re gal pals and now I can’t look them in the eye.
Person B: Dude, what a fuck up

by imsorrymom May 26, 2019

Caked up

When someone’s bootylicous

Girl 2“Damn why are the boys in my class more Caked up than me”

Girl 2:“I don’t know it’s kinda sad”

by CrazyCh1ck September 10, 2023

Phone froze up

When your phone is froze up and won't go down.

She be like you on viagra or what your phone froze up

by Richard Fittzwell 187 February 13, 2023

Throwing up 4’s

If you throw up fours you gang

He throwing up 4’s he must be gang

by Ghrhbfbf April 23, 2022

sweat it up

Make the situation (sometimes uncomfortably) hot and heavy.

A: Hey Tyrese, the 80's called and they'd like their garish tight cycling shorts back.
T: (humps A's leg) Don't be so frigid Alexandrei, SWEAT IT UP

by Peepeeroni February 3, 2017

diddly fucked up

Slang used in the Bad News, VA for "really messed up"

Aaron: My hair is all diddly fucked up.
Tripp: What even is that?
Aaron: You know

by GallifrAngel February 10, 2014