by kaishdklsdg April 28, 2022

'Ohh, he's holding 4 fingers up, he likes kids'
by kebabik April 22, 2022

A: yoo after school we can go will's house to do something funny
B: yeah, we can jump from the roof in a bicycle
A: bruh, stop flying up
B: yeah, we can jump from the roof in a bicycle
A: bruh, stop flying up
by Agusu_kun March 22, 2017

by dardos April 15, 2023

Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"
by NastyMoth December 19, 2020

by Jenifer123 April 27, 2023

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
