Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid to trust them again; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way; In Other words: Sadly mistaken.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"

If you think that I'm going to allow you to back into my home after you called the police on me for disciplining you behind your phone misuse, you got life fucked up.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023

3 fingers up

your sorrow is huge but the world is too beautiful to be sad

3 fingers up :

are you sad? stop.

by so905kily August 9, 2022

4 fingers up

Certified love boy and racist🥶🥶🥶

Damn he/she got the 4 fingers up, they gotta be racist

by NotACertifiedLoverBoy November 25, 2022

4 fingers up

Mouse pulls absolutely no bitches

''Oh mouse is telling me urban dictionary is real is she out of her mind?''
4 fingers up

by Istgbruhhh December 9, 2022

nasal up

Preparing your vagina for intercourse at least 2 hours in advance

She nasal up 2 hours before her husband comes home

by labido September 18, 2021

WAKE UP

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by WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE March 15, 2023