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Dirty Tit Fuck

When you take a dump on a girl's chest, and titfuck her, using the poop as lubricant
Nolan: What did you guys do last night?

Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!

*Highfive
by Zombieeatsasian November 13, 2011
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Fuck you

You piece of shit. The solipsism IS a problem with the rest of you and the need for ideological homogeneity is an even worse one for you. You might need to work on that to stop your fucking kids and friends from getting shot so much. Like, I'm not getting shot over here. Nobody shot me in the fucking ear so I must be using me freeze peach CORRECTLY and YOU must be using it WRONG, bitch.
Hym "No, fuck you buddy. Don't act like you're not trying to screw me here. I'm in pain every day stumbling around and massaging the blood through my lymph nodes manually and now that your friend dies I'm supposed to give YOU the sympathy you have denied me as though your response that it's 'not your problem?' And then you act like that wouldn't have been your position BEFORE I said anything about your fucking kids I mean, Jesus, if it's not your problem before I threaten you kids and it's not your problem after, not much really changes for ME either way, right? So fuck your kids too. I gotta sit here and deal with the sustained harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and listen to these useless fucks in-between the sound of my ear popping from the fluid buildup railing against the back of my ear. He's a piece of shit. Where was he while all this was happening? Fucking his slut wife. So, how about this, I'll be Charlie's kids new daddy. You get me some antibiotics. And then you credit and pay me for my contributions to AI OR... OR you have stolen my likeness and your ALSO need to pay because that was the fucking deal. You bitch."
by Hym Iam September 18, 2025
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getty fuck

A privileged white male from the suburbs that seems to know it all
Wow your acting like a real Getty Fuck
by MillerR8626 November 5, 2020
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fuck puddle

Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother
Nigga quit being a fuck puddle
by fuck puddle December 5, 2014
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Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day
by Duderruder February 20, 2025
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fuck

The best word in the whole fucking English language.
Tim : Dude, fuck is such a good word.

Jim: Fuck yea dude.
by leprechaun43 September 8, 2022
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Fucking ripe

On point
Poppin’
Fye-yie-yie fire type shit
Flexin’ on eleven; flossy to the max
Can be used as a term of affirmation

Shit’s so dope that it’s like a ripe apple, it’s ready to eat.
“Yo, that jacket’s fucking ripe, my man.”
“Did you see that Rolly with the butterfly doors? It was fucking ripe!”
by Sirenfaee February 10, 2019
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