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Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.
I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.
by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017
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administrative wank

A wank used to simply relieve stress, boredom, or to simply helping with going to sleep
After a good day's work nothing gets you in a relaxed mood better than an administrative wank!
by Hipernova8 March 22, 2024
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Code 3 wank

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.
Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.
by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024
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Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank
by Archied June 7, 2021
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polluted wank

when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind
ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm
by MasterBJB May 10, 2018
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Wank

The collective noun for a group of cyclists.
I went to the coffee shop, but it was overfilled with a wank of cyclists
by TMarts75 December 29, 2024
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Protein Wank

When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.
In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank
by cosmicgaming September 11, 2016
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