One Two Scadoo

Well it’s a one a two and a scadoo! That’s all there really is to it, it’s a common play in sports and a good strategy for any game. Also used for unplanned pregnancy
Coach: we’re gonna run a one two scadoo
Player: one!
Other player: two!
Other other player: and a scadoo!
by Onceskie! October 21, 2019
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Texas Two-Step

When violating someone anally, pull out quickly, so that the person forms a pink sock, and proceed to roll the person over and step on the sock with both feet. Yee Haw!
You may have done the Can-Can last night, but I did the Texas Two-Step
by SomeOtherTime January 04, 2008
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goodie two shoes

The coolest woman's store in Austin. Stylish, affordable, excellent service, and much fun.
A. Where in Austin can I find a current, stylish out fit from head to toe and spend less than $150.00

B. Go shop at goodie two shoes in SoCo.
by ncd r February 27, 2010
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two way street

person that is into anal sex
hey man, that girl is a two way street. she is sooooo into getting ass fucked!

every street is a two way street in that part of town...
by wingedunicorn June 12, 2007
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two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.
by dephex March 05, 2010
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two eyed snake

a penis that has two holes in it either from poking or birth deffects
the parents abbandoned there baby because it had a two eyed snake
by omenboy June 18, 2003
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Two Seconds In Jersey.

The fact that anyone weaker than you wouldn't last two seconds in jersey.
Hey Billy whats wrong?", "My mom just passed away....".,"You wouldn't last Two Seconds In Jersey.
by Bmilllz April 28, 2011
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