mad-twatter

A twatter who is quite clearly mad

mad-twatter, to madly twat things

by Paul sykes May 19, 2006

twittering

Glib approach to a complex problem. Skimming along the surface. Simple-minded approach. Using shortcuts and platitudes.

While millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like Congress was mainly twittering. There were no signs of active, meaningful assistance.

Nero twittered as Rome burned.

by Songpoet January 27, 2011

TwitterTroll

A TwitterTroll is someone who slanders and bullies another person through Twitter. The TwitterTroll is usually a person who chooses to hide behind a smartphone screen in the safety of their troll layer and cast false accusions, lies, and conspiracy theories at another person because they are a sociopath and feel a need to bully others without taking responsibility for thier words or feel they need to apologize for the "jokes" they make.

The TwitterTroll totally disrespected that families loss and religion. The TwitterTroll totally lied to that mother and clearly hates that her baby was crying.

by Darbegold August 3, 2016

Twittebrity

A celebrity who uses Twitter for publicity, or a person who achieves celebrity status through Twitter publicity

She is a twittebrity; he's a wannabe twittebrity

by Kerella February 6, 2009

twitterati

A combination of twit (an insignificant, bothersome person) and glitterati (social elites). The twitterati is a group of gay men that are not important, but think they are. Members of the twitterati are usually pretentious and preppy, well-groomed and snotty. Depending on where you live and what social class they are trying to attain, members of the twitterati will either bore you with the latest news on Paris Hilton and Britney Spears or go on and on about their up-and-coming career in opera or their plans to have a penthouse in Manhattan.

Can be used collectively, or to address individual members within a twitterati group as a whole.

Those idiots think they got class, but really they are just some fugly little twitterati.

by SPTaylor March 27, 2008

twatter

person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity

get a life and stop being a complete twatter

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

Jersey Shore Twister

A drink invented in and commonly brought to the beach in the Jersey Shore area of New Jersey because it is against the beach rules to bring alcoholic beverages on the beach. It is gatorade with a twist: vodka. It can be served in a gatorade bottle or in a glass. Cheers!

Ex 1: Person One: "Hey dude, lets bring some beers to the beach when we go down to Belmar!"
Person 2: "No you cant! They dont allow alcohol on the beach! Let's bring out some Jersey Shore Twisters"
Ex 2: "I'll have a Jersey Shore Twister on the rocks"

by Slang Blade August 8, 2009