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Gateway Middle School

One of the worst junior high schools in America. It is located in Monroeville, Pennsylvania. It’s food is sourced straight from the undercooked food trash can. The homework is unimaginable for most students, especially Algebra I students.
Omg there pink in my buffalo chicken sandwich, and I had an hour of homework. Why is Gateway Middle School so awful.
by TrashCanBiscuit October 20, 2019
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Richards middle school

A shit school in Michigan. Sevies are sending dick picks and girls are sending nudes. They are all thots. 8th graders thing they the shit but they rlly not and almost all of the 8th graders r fat.
by Thetruetea April 17, 2019
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troy middle school

A school that literally sucks, everyone there thinks their better than everyone else but like girl sit tf down you’re 13. Don’t send nudes bc everyone will talk abt it and see them (yes i’m talking about you gianna) The teachers are bitches and will get you in trouble for nothing, i’m sorry if you have to go there. This school is filled with two faced hoes and guys that are just dumb as hell.
damn you went to troy middle school? i feel bad for you
by dumbshit111 August 4, 2021
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Ascension Middle School

Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.
Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”

Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022
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pleasantville middle school

a horrible school,

Teachers are up your ass all day

absolutely no privacy

The size of a bedroom closet

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why does it smell like booty hole here

Oh cuz it’s Pleasantville middle school aka home of the rats
by Coochieitches November 7, 2019
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Pine Ridge middle

Home of the school where people airdrop dick pics and roaches crawling all over the floor.School is broke as fuck but full of rich white girls that know nothing about showering.Girls that are constantly getting pregnant and having abortions.Don't even get me started on the stoners in the bathroom constanly hotboxing and fights constantly happening.The school full of greasy sweaty gay kids and mentally ill.If you were ever thinking about coming to this school i dont recommend it unless you want to live in hell for 180 days.
by jamiewhite223 April 1, 2022
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McClure Middle School

DOODOO. alright for Cobb county tho. eighth grade teachers are the best, food is pretty bad. advice for students coming here: don't fight in the lunchroom (too generic), don't pull fire alarms when there isn't a fire, bring your own lunch, don't sell bang energy drinks in the bathroom, don't do drugs, and get good grades

oh and also don't poop in the urinals
Shelby: Yo, you go to McClure Middle School?
Patricia: Yeah, wanna see a video of the fight that happened in the lunchroom?
by morningcupofjoe March 25, 2021
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