whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up

yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun

by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019

John Dick

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.

Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK

by torilyn June 16, 2018

Frog dick

When a man hops around trying to find a willing person to insert his tiny frog size penis in .

Did you see Fernando the other day ? That poor man was frog dicking all around. Feel sorry for man woman or shim that he gets a hold of b.c they won't feel a thing.

by Dingleberry Kelly August 13, 2018

Hitler Dick

An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.

Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"

by Analkin May 25, 2022

Dick-dude

A term to describe a dude with a dick, whether he is cis or trans.

Colton: "Yo bro, how do you know about aiming when you don't have a dick? Unless a dick-dude told you."
Brady: "Yeah, my bro got bottom surgery and he became a dick-dude, he told me how it was."

by Fruityliciouss April 12, 2022

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 1, 2004

whistle dick

What my uncle Bill called males as a passing friendly redneck nickname. Not meant to be insulting.

Hey whistle dick, long time no see, how you been?
Hey whistle dick, how's your folks doin these days?
Come here whistle dick, and give me a hand with this tire.
Thanks whistle dick, I couldn't've done it without you.

by DLE April 26, 2006