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Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.
Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.
by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022
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Biscuit

The act of baking ones ejaculation liquids (semen) and turning them into a nice batch of biscuits. Using poo to dance in the summer time is considered an act of harassment. Jean used his pink penis to dance while naked, this was a technique for asserting dominance over his Niggeys. When his penis turned the colour of the sun he cried to the lord strip your holy robe off and show us your wang.
I ate a biscuit
by Jdhdjjrjrmommy February 21, 2019
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dunk biscuits

A term used to describe inserting ones testicles into another person's anus. It has become a stereotypical act of the homosexual community in the highlands.
Apparently they took it in turns to dunk biscuits, if you know what I mean...
by Schlongzilla (MJB) January 10, 2012
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Biscuits

Biscuits means a short round piece of bread. It can also be used when you are calling somebody a biscuit. It is just a funny word also.
Yall smell like biscuits.
by jumpman#23 April 19, 2017
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Biscuit

In the United States, biscuits are a fluffy, often round, pastry that's served as a breakfast staple or dinner side. British "biscuits," on the other hand, are what we Yanks call cookies. It's easy to see how some people can confuse a biscuit with a scone and vice versa.
Ey mate can you pass me a biscuit.
by Anonymous Desserts December 12, 2023
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biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
by ukahaylee September 19, 2016
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Biscuits

A code word for cannabis used to avoid parents suspicion.
Guy1: (on the phone) I'll be at yours at 8.
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits

"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"
by MidnightDipperJW January 14, 2016
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