north texas haunt jaunt

Legit ladies hunting ghosts.

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.

by NTxHJ December 21, 2016

texas tuckin

Tucking your pants into your cowboy boots

I see you are Texas tuckin today

by Thoughtswhenaloneatwork March 13, 2021

Texas Worm Battle

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.

Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."

by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Henderson Texas

Where ever nigga think they gangsta cuz they got gun but they just don’t know how to fight.

Henderson Texas = fake Ass gangsta

by JJS from Henderson tx October 18, 2021

Bandera Texas

A small ass redneck town in central texas filled with meth addicts and bars and alcoholic high schoolers that drive around all day and drink all night they tend to congregate at the local sonic to hang out drink and smoke weed there’s not much of anything out there also if your a minority I would stay away because of all the gun wielding rednecks

God damn I hate bandera texas.

by Bandera texas January 24, 2022

Taste of Texas

A sex act in which you order a pound of steak, cut it into small pieces and put it in the girls vagina. After you have done so you proceed to eat all of it out.

I was so hungry last night that I did the Taste of Texas.

by Slim Tim Jim January 22, 2019