Waiting sausage

Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.

"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."

"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"

by Hazzern January 29, 2020

Fuck-Snausage

A term of mild abuse for a person who is intelligent, but then does completely retarded things in social situations.

When I went to introduce my friend to him, she said "It's nice to meet you!", and fuck-snausage said "yeah yeah, whatever" and walked straight passed her.

by Arryisasnausage March 12, 2020

Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry
Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

Sex Sausage

Sex Sausage is another way to describe men's nudes.

Womens nudes are like art, but a guys nudes are just them basically saying "look at sex sausage, you want some fuk"

by nicotine whore July 14, 2020

Sex Sausage

Another way to describe a mans penis.

a man sent me a picture of his sex sausage and said "you want some fuk"

by nicotine whore July 14, 2020

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020