Purple Casket

the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch

Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.

by Barnes N. Obel May 26, 2011

Purple Rain Tugboat

An LGBT-friendly and fabulous way of saying the word handjob

I gave him a purple rain tugboat after a few drinks at the club

by randomspeaker April 24, 2023

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 23, 2023

Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

by Becky Bitch July 15, 2019

purple corn

something you didn’t expect to be a real thing

“Bro, can I eat some of your purple corn?”

by ElectroX7 November 06, 2022

purple snot

Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)

"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend

by SammyDev March 31, 2010

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 02, 2020