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Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
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