pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2017

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pig farm

The common use for kind fun-making to someone a bit "CHUNKY".

Man 1: Hey CHARLES GIBSON OF WORLD NEWS! Look at that pig farm over there!
Man 2: Hahaha that's a big'un alright!
Pig Farm: Hahaha you guys are TOO funny!

by Hoki Philipe June 19, 2007

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Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

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Happy as a pig in shit

Exceedingly joyful and content in a particular setting.

Happy as a pig in shit, Brad was thrilled to read in any public library.

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Pigs Blood Truther

Someone who believes the debunked theory that General Pershing dipped bullets in pigs blood when fighting Muslim troops in the Philippines. Many right-wingers believe that if we took such action, all Middle East wars would end because Muslims would not go to heaven if shot with a bullet dipped in Pig's Blood.

My uncle is a crazy Pigs Blood Truther that also believes 911 was an inside job.

by AA6464 August 18, 2017

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