New moon

Where the moon is dark

It's a new moon tonight

by 459395 April 11, 2023

Moon Gooning

when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.

me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river tonight and begin moon gooning

by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023

Moon pie

When performing sex lick the accumulation female discharge out of a women anus.

When I got done having sex with her I bent her over and ate that delicious moon pie from in between her buttocks.

by 3forlife February 24, 2020

Moon Dice

One of the terms used for Crystal Meth. Roleplayers after a DnD session used to hit the Moon Dice to see what new Characters they could create.

"Bro please tell me you brought the Moon Dice, I need to make a new Wizard."

by Mary Bella March 25, 2024

Full moon

When you have to do everything your girlfriend wants

I want you to buy me clothes because it’s a full moon and you have to do what I say

by anonymous June 23, 2021

heroic batman moons

an extra hero who saved the day, acting like the batman to recover the chompers bag yus

why thank you heroic batman moons, you got my bag back!!

by Moo to the na August 14, 2023

Moon Gooning

As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.

"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."

by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023