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green moon

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.
“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”
by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020
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Moon

Earth's natural satellite that has great importance for us, also known as "Luna."
It has a tendency to look very beautiful on the nightsky, but you're probably too busy wasting your time with worthless worldly things that our lustful and stupid society says is nice to notice the beauty of the nightsky. I mean, this is probably the only kind of people that come here (there's few exceptions, like me).

Contrary to what the idiots of this site say, it has nothing to do with the buttocks or acts involving them.
Me: The Moon looks so beautiful tonight...

Jerk: I'm gonna get drunk and get some girls, see you later
(It hurts to have to type this).

Me: ... Life would be better if people like you didn't exist.
by Queen of Swords February 12, 2017
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Moon Hyungseo

moon hyungseo, or known as kevin moon is my boyfriend. stfu if you're not kevin
Random guy: hey can i have your-

Me: Don't talk to me, don't touch me, don't ask anything to me, don't help me, don't like me, don't buy me anything, don't call me, don't do everything for me if you're not a fcking moon hyungseo
by yrkvin November 24, 2021
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Sage/Moon

by And I get it from my mammy August 23, 2022
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sun and moon show

literally my religion 𐐘💥╾━╤デ╦︻ඞා
a sane person: bro i love the sun and moon show

an insane person: what? they're horrible.

a sane person: cunt. (offensively)
by i fear myself 𖤐 January 14, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023
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That’s no moon

That’s no moon is creature by Mal crow 7 it’s a flying anglerfish
The moon is wonderful today wait that’s no moon
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