Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

by briantroy March 27, 2011

cash nut

A cash nut is when you blow a lot of money on a particular object or objects.

I got my paycheck so I went down to Gucci and busted a cash nut on a suit.

My girl better love me, I just popped a cash nut on her birthday presents.

by LongshoreMoney November 8, 2011

Gamer Nuts

Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.

Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode”
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”

by Rusty_Dusty March 5, 2020

dribble nut

A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.

"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

nut slap

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.

Slap!...u have just been fucktarded

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004

you nut

You idiot; you absolute dufus

"I can't believe I failed my exams"

"did you revise?"

"No"

"Well then no wonder you failed you nut!"

by youngscribe December 23, 2017

Nuts Out

To be in a state where your testicles are exposed, visible or otherwise not concealed by your man panties.

"Yo man, don't open the door, I'm nuts out!"
"I went swimming nuts out, it was cold fuck"
"That tranny is always nuts out"

by GrossGeorge March 25, 2009