Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.

Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

San Francisco mud

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.

Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?

by Sexydimma January 21, 2023

mud wizard

search up on youtube and see the immense power of the mud wizard, most powerful of all mages who is willing to tuant his enemies who chose to be a soldier class and having heavy armor.of course the mud wizard uses this and traps them in the most strongest mud entrapment spell to watch them squirm and scream in terror

the mud wizard must trap all those who are weak

by Blueberryman987 January 25, 2023

mud

when one mixes water and dried kratoms together, turning it into grade A- mud.

im on the mud.
ayo jackie, tryna dip mud later ?
lemme guess, you drank mud ?
you do know your kidneys cant filter mud out

by bi.polar.expresss January 25, 2023

Mud flap

When your balls act as a guard during messy anal sex

As Jose was ass fucking Laura, he thought “thank god I have my balls as mud flaps. Otherwise that shit would have been everywhere.”

by Kelita554 February 7, 2023

mud juice

Mud juice is cough syrup and sprite mixed together another word for it is lean

“What you sipping on?”, “I’m sipping on that mud juice”

by imnotstixx October 31, 2023

Mud Cricket

Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.

Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?

by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023