Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants

Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long

by Kirbturd October 18, 2023

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 22, 2021

Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.

1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."

by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017

Mike Azulay

Commonly mistaken for Luke Combs. He uses guns as currency and you can typically find him with a hammer and flannel no matter the setting or season. Famous for climbing Hellbrook Trail and being the first man to be diagnosed with Squiggly Diggly

Jessica: OMG IS THAT LUKE COMBS????

Larry: No, that’s just Mike Azulay. You can tell by the Squiggly Diggly

by Lukecombslover July 14, 2022

Michigan Mike

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia

You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike

by MichiganMike January 05, 2025

Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour April 14, 2016

Mike Heat

A british "wannabe champion" wrestler from Skipton UK. Signature moves include "Heat Slam" and "The Pitstop".
Has never defeated Damo Hellfire or won the YWF Championship title.

"it's mike heat!! the wannabe champion!"

"you what!!!!...eugggghhh"

by Brok Stone February 16, 2009