Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.
I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...
by Jimbo Big Slice January 09, 2021
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Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 04, 2023
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Pulling a Mike

The unfair act of getting away with things that do not work for others, this situations happens a lot in many corporate environments. Specially if Mike works there.
Disgruntled employee: but boss, why am I in trouble when I said I was working form my La Mirada office, you know is my home? When Mike does the same with his city, and he isn't asked to come back to the office?
Boss: but that's him , that's different, you cannot be pulling a Mike!!
by SpeKtroNet July 22, 2021
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Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.
Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”
by Contagonist May 30, 2024
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do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
by thommydabai August 01, 2021
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Mike Dirnt

Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era
by UltimateDoge January 23, 2023
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Mike Ka Boobly

"Mike Ka Boobly" is a popular singer, his most famous work being 'Feeling Boob'
"My favourite singer is Mike Ka Boobly!"

"Oh yeah! I heard his song on the radio last week."
by theofficialphilzaminecraft November 01, 2021
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