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Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.
by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020
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Max Malcolm

Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3
Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3
by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022
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semxy max

Hey look it’s Semxy max
by Yuhg May 7, 2021
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NIGGA MAXING

NIGGA MAXING IS WHEN U ARE USING 3+ SCREENS AT THE SAME TIME
IM NIGGA MAXING RN
DISCORD ON LAPTOP
LOL ON PC

AND SCROLLING ON TIKTOK
by CHINGALINGA June 13, 2025
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Egg-maxing

It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.
man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.
by milkypai July 2, 2024
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Max

Max is always bricked up and has a massive penis has loads of friends and is replay popular and fit all the gals want him but he has to fight them off
See that really fit sexy young he definitely a max
by Jeiwkenenebhd November 13, 2021
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pure maxxing

Maxing out your self purifying routine by not watching, listening, reading, viewing porn of any kind of any source of any shape. Similar to NNN but without a definitive time limit.
Person 1: "Pure maxxing day 3 survived"
Person 2: "Goodshit mate, that's the commitment"
Person 1: "Planning to have a break on the 7th day then continue again on the 8th day"

"💀"
by Pseudonimous epium El BOB March 7, 2024
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