light shopping

It’s like window shopping,but driving by houses gazing upon the lights on houses.

Let’s drive by houses and go light shopping!

by PaulTheWilson December 9, 2017

Light

A name for faggots and people trying to be anime

"Damn, Look at Light over there. They look all faggy."

"Yeah. They're gay."

by LightningLifeguard March 8, 2017

light at the end of the tunnel

Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope

Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2023

light bulb

what lights up your world,
brightens your day,
explains when you have a good idea.

Some one gets an idea "light bulb"

by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015

Fuel Light

Someone, usually male, but can be females or couples too, who have a profile on a hook-up or swingers website/app, but only 'come on' when they need their hormones topping up. Usually by wanking at the thought of meeting another person, but never actually doing so.

Joey never meets anyone from this app, he's just a Fuel Light - he only comes on to fill up his wank bank.

by Sausage Sandwich November 21, 2025

Phil Light

Any sort of light source being held by a person. It is especially true if your name just so happens to be Phil.

Can I get a Phil light?

by ElronHubbard January 11, 2020

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025