It licks hammers

Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.

Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.

The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip

- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.

I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.

This was such a hammer-licking play by you!

This is not good, it licks hammers big time.

by RiuDenise December 28, 2013

Devious Lick

A "Devious Lick" is where a 9-year-old TikToker steals or destroys something from their school and puts it on the internet.

:Child: Yo dude did you do the Devious Lick on TIKTOK?

:TIKTOKER Child: Yeah I did!

:Me: *Shoots Children*

by Mungus_Fungus_YT September 22, 2021

Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022

That Licks

When something doesn't eat, it licks.. it's a tier below eat/ate.

"Oh girl, there's no way she ate, that licks..."

"Like, she licked, she didn't really eat"

by l1lkenn+jsteppa August 20, 2024

Devious Lick

A trend on TikTok that consists of stealing an item from either a school, work, or store with swift precision.

"Only a month in school and already got this absolute devious lick😈"

by Miraculous_G September 16, 2021