Tuesday after lunch

When it's ready, eventually.

We have always said that the kite would be released on a Tuesday after lunch - Andy Wardley

by Kelly Down December 4, 2012

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Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012

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down to lunch

Mid-morning sex. Usually a perfect 10/10 on the sex scale

I went down to lunch with this chick today. She made me read the bible after showing me her "main course".

by Ushsnendjxnsnebeh June 12, 2016

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Norwegian's lunchbox

A particularly foul smelling vagina

"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"

by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016

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It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.

It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017

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