January 10

January 10th, 2020 is the one day that you can slap somebody named Sadee. (i.e Sadie, Saydee, Sadie)

Child 1: "Wow today is January 10th! Do you know what that means?"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"

by epic.gamer.fortnit December 21, 2019

Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

January 26

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.

You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 25, 2022

January 22nd

Nom a Damien day

“I can’t wait for January 22nd, i’ve been waiting to nom a damien!”

by namerofthings January 22, 2024

January 28th

National windmill Russ day.

I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.

by Logangarang January 28, 2021

January 29

National tell your crush you like them day!

You: Hey I like you. It's January 29th, I have to say this!
Them: I like you too!

by JustAKayla January 27, 2022

January 17th'd

To get beaten in a fight
context this is The day where bodies hit the floor and Ewan is defeated by Daniel

Nahhh jit got January 17th'd in 3.14 seconds

by Starwarsfan2090 December 5, 2023