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Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is a term towards leftist extremists and sexists who think they‘re always right and have an inflated ego. This heavily applies to women, but some of the pick me men also use these.
by JosephineK November 10, 2025
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Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is the social observation and slang that finds a pattern between women who wear septum piercing and a certain set of personality traits like being chronically online and holding exaggerated leftist views.

It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.

There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.
"This video literally proves the Septum Ring Theory😭🙏"
by Abisthunder November 21, 2025
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ring around the rosy

a line used by 1x1x1x11 in the roblox game forsaken
where are you going? you won't run anywhere

it is time to ring around the rosy
by realboyisprein November 23, 2025
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Dixie O Ring Reconditioning

Your partner gives you rim job with ice in their mouth to soothe the anus after eating spicy food
After the ghost pepper dip I needed a Dixie O Ring Reconditioning
by O Ring King November 30, 2025
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Ring of Fire

When you apply any hot sauce on your tongue and proceed to give your partner a rimjob
"Dude last night she told me she was a Johnny Cash fan so I gave her a Ring of Fire"
by Happytism December 9, 2025
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septum ring theory

the idea that only beautiful, intelligent women wear septum rings.
oh wow, she’s gorgeous and has a septum ring! septum ring theory strikes again.
by chrollo lusilfer December 11, 2025
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Moon Ring

The remaining foreskin after a circumcised penis is cut.
The mother decided to save the “moon ring” from her two sons, to make a matching pair of ear rings.
by 1034’s Finest December 13, 2025
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