a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007
Get the bastard momentmug. Tim: 'Joe, there's an open lane here. We can check out here.
Joe: 'Dude, we're staying in lane 6.'
Tim: 'Hello! Lane seven is open.'
Joe: 'Alright, we'll go. But there's the hot girl who likes you...too late.'
Tim: 'Oops, I had a V8 Moment.'
Joe: 'Dude, we're staying in lane 6.'
Tim: 'Hello! Lane seven is open.'
Joe: 'Alright, we'll go. But there's the hot girl who likes you...too late.'
Tim: 'Oops, I had a V8 Moment.'
by Freakie Tim October 4, 2009
Get the V8 Momentmug. Any of those ultrannoying scenes in the series "Heroes", where the Cheerleader starts whining about whatever to her dad, and her psychodad says (preferably after some cold blooded killing) ""you're daddy's little clairebear, all i want is for you to be safe, and live a normal life yadiyadi i love you so much yadiyadi. .
And then the Cheerleader starts pouting about being different and special and save the yadiyadi
and so we have a beautiful freudian geysir of fraternal and territorial superamericanized issues squatting all over something that could be a really really good television series.
And then the Cheerleader starts pouting about being different and special and save the yadiyadi
and so we have a beautiful freudian geysir of fraternal and territorial superamericanized issues squatting all over something that could be a really really good television series.
Claire: I hate you dad, and you're not even my dad !
Mr. Bennet: All that matters to me is that you're safe.
Claire: I don't wanna be safe, I am different, I'm special !
Mr. Bennet: You're staying here, and you're gonna live a normal life, and you're always gonna be my little clairebear, ok ?
Claire: Ok, dad, I love you.
(Hugging)
(the resolution of a Cheerleader moment)
Mr. Bennet: All that matters to me is that you're safe.
Claire: I don't wanna be safe, I am different, I'm special !
Mr. Bennet: You're staying here, and you're gonna live a normal life, and you're always gonna be my little clairebear, ok ?
Claire: Ok, dad, I love you.
(Hugging)
(the resolution of a Cheerleader moment)
by 22flux March 2, 2009
Get the cheerleader momentmug. A moment when you get so freaking annoyed with someone that you send them a multiple page letter/email/text message describing how much you've had to put up with them in the past, how they annoy you, and how you never want to talk to them again. Subtle insults are key. The difference between a Luke Moment and just totally ripping on someone is that you remain slightly nice with only subtle insults. Then the person replies and that's when you let it all loose.( :0 )
Sometimes, the friendship may restart a few days after the Luke Moment if the person "recieving" the Luke Moment is absolutely retarded.
The phrase "Luke Moment" was coined when a dude named Luke Kirstein sent 3 of these letters to the most annoying people on the planet Earth. Their names are withheld for security purposes :.
Sometimes, the friendship may restart a few days after the Luke Moment if the person "recieving" the Luke Moment is absolutely retarded.
The phrase "Luke Moment" was coined when a dude named Luke Kirstein sent 3 of these letters to the most annoying people on the planet Earth. Their names are withheld for security purposes :.
Harmony: *crying* The boy I liked just totally yelled at me on myspace! I'm so sad!
Megan: It's ok, he probably just had a "Luke Moment".
Megan: It's ok, he probably just had a "Luke Moment".
by Luke K. February 4, 2008
Get the Luke Momentmug. (Verb 1) The act when one l33t ownager morphs into a bloodthirsty rage and wages war without remorse.
(Verb 2) A moment where a Uber Nub becomes L33t H4x0r status.
(Verb 3) The act of being outrageously heroic to engrave your name amongst the legends of YouTube.
(Verb 2) A moment where a Uber Nub becomes L33t H4x0r status.
(Verb 3) The act of being outrageously heroic to engrave your name amongst the legends of YouTube.
(Verb 1) Cover me, I'm having a YT Moment
(Verb 2) It's about time you nub. You're having your YT Moment
(Verb 3) Sorry dude, I have to have my YT Moment
(Verb 2) It's about time you nub. You're having your YT Moment
(Verb 3) Sorry dude, I have to have my YT Moment
by Untz Untz Untz... June 23, 2007
Get the YT Momentmug. This is where an expatriot from a first world country becomes so accustomed to the benefits of living in a developing country that they have expectations or express opinions that would totally unreasonable back at home.
eg. I am used to all of my dirty clothes magically disappearing from the floor in my bathroom and reappearing in my cupboard clean and ironed (and I pay very little for this service). But one day I go to wear my favourite shirt and discover it is still in the laundry. Instead of walking to the laundry to get it with my own two legs, I get huffy and annoyed that my maid hasn't brought it to my cupboard. (The expat moment !) This feeling lasts for a moment (hopefully) until I realise that I am spoiled and ridiculous and can get my shirt myself.
by pippasweetie December 4, 2011
Get the Expat Momentmug. The phrase 'Having a moment' should be used whenever a conversation between yourself and someone else is interrupted, either verbally or through the unwanted presence of someone.
Does not necessarily mean the you are actually having a moment.
Does not necessarily mean the you are actually having a moment.
Boy and Girl are having a discussion about motorized seesaws at a party, Random Guy appears near them, attempting to interject the conversation.
Girl: "Uh sorry, we're having a moment right now"
Boy: *nods*
Random Guy: "Oh, uh, sorry" Exeunt
Girl: "Uh sorry, we're having a moment right now"
Boy: *nods*
Random Guy: "Oh, uh, sorry" Exeunt
by Labr4t November 2, 2013
Get the Having a momentmug.