pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

pig farm

The common use for kind fun-making to someone a bit "CHUNKY".

Man 1: Hey CHARLES GIBSON OF WORLD NEWS! Look at that pig farm over there!
Man 2: Hahaha that's a big'un alright!
Pig Farm: Hahaha you guys are TOO funny!

by Hoki Philipe June 19, 2007

Pigs Blood Truther

Someone who believes the debunked theory that General Pershing dipped bullets in pigs blood when fighting Muslim troops in the Philippines. Many right-wingers believe that if we took such action, all Middle East wars would end because Muslims would not go to heaven if shot with a bullet dipped in Pig's Blood.

My uncle is a crazy Pigs Blood Truther that also believes 911 was an inside job.

by AA6464 August 18, 2017

Happy as a pig in shit

Exceedingly joyful and content in a particular setting.

Happy as a pig in shit, Brad was thrilled to read in any public library.

by Filthy Don June 16, 2019

gir riding a pig

The {best} person on earth.

Hey you heard of gir riding a pig?

by angery123 September 18, 2019

Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.

I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017