I’d fuck that goat.

Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.

Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.

by ProfessorRock March 23, 2024

Goat

A goat is x

X Is the goat

by Ok it’s ok to be ok May 4, 2021

Goat Cat

Greatest pussy of all times… duh.

Bro, my girl has the goat cat on lock.
Wtf you mean
Goat cat, greatest pussy of all times. Keeps me coming back like addicts

by Mrs.KDavis February 11, 2023

goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.

"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"

by d a r k September 15, 2021

Goat Fucker

A goat Fucker is one who takes pleasure in mounting and fucking such a innocent creature

That guy panda sure is a Goat fucker

by DeathProfit November 12, 2018

Goated

shorter term for really cool

Games, person, etc.

“Yo this game is goated”
“Yooo you’re goated”

“That’s goated”

by ttgoatedtt May 5, 2020

Promiscuous Goat

A man whore who has the facial hair, of a goat.

Omg, he's such a promiscuous goat, he needs to shave his face...off.

by ThatBitch420 September 23, 2015