Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh
Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names
by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019
Get the Fake namesmug. On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. You talked about the video of the president wandering. And it's not true. Right? The president wasn't wandering. And so we believe we have to call that out. We've been calling it cheap fakes.
by Hostessquickly June 19, 2024
Get the cheap fakemug. A fake bean is the same as a fake person/fake fan.
Bean = person
If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.
If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
Bean = person
If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.
If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
Get the fake beanmug. When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
Get the Fake Newsmug. a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....
fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend
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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
victim: your a fake friend
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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020
Get the fake friendmug. by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019
Get the fake penismug.