ethan green

Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.

I stan Ethan Green so much.

Robert Manion does such a good job with his character!

by anonymous November 30, 2020

ethan vancauwenberghe

Don't look me up

"ethan vancauwenberghe is good at cooking spaghetti"

by Bthan May 3, 2021

Ethan

Bros a professional gulper.

That guy Ethan be gulping everyone’s sacks like a professional!!

by urethraslicer August 26, 2023

Ethan

Some abstract that isn’t concrete and isn’t sharp like most toy box item the females don’t consider anything of value to an ethan expect his money, they enjoy fucking his friend but ethan is a unstable person that won’t last forever

Player1: hey ethan u had fun at that party last night

Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate

by Biggestkikever August 19, 2022

Bully ethan day

On february 11th of every year, you are allowed to bully any person named ethan, and they do not have the right to object

Hey look, its bully ethan day, time do some ethan bullying!

by LittLikesNekoKiller February 10, 2023

Ethan

A person that can’t finish a statement, rely on hiding in groups and get made fun behind his back by his friends and family if you met one use Him and abuse him because at the end of his day he come home to see his wife or girlfriend getting smashed by her boyfriends

That boy ethan sure is funny I wonder what he thinking about

by Biggestkikever April 30, 2022

Ethan

lets get to the chase if were not talking abiut ethans blue slimy toes conversation over, his kids are needing of a grand slamming and he has no time for losers

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019