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RIV DRUNK

That point where a person has lost all function of ones self, not to be confused with just being "drunk". Riv drunk is past the point of drunkenness where passing out is inevitable however, a person is primed to go missing from friends in this state of consciousness.
"Did you see Jim last night!? He was totally RIV DRUNK!"
by 98Dynasty April 11, 2019
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kombucha drunk

Dizziness that occurs as a result of excessive and/or rapid kombucha consumption
Dude, I got so kombucha drunk on the weekend.
by izeze April 16, 2019
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punch-drunk

What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.
One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
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Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
Dude can u r such a professional drunk!
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019
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Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.
You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!
by Pocketjem September 15, 2019
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Faggot drunk

When a guy from work, usually named Will, gets so fucked up he starts to do weird faggot shit with his friends. Touch/grope cock ; occasional deepthroat
Hey everyone, you wanna get faggot drunk after work?
by DollaDollaBillsYalll May 26, 2018
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Drunk

You know... That good feeling you are having after 10 cups of "Red Bull"
5 years old kid: "Mom Am drunk..."

Mom: "You did not have to drink 10 cups of energy drink Billy"
by TheUltimatePeanut December 18, 2017
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