Dad

The man that fucked your mom

“Hey dad…” “Wait dad DAD DAAADDDD *Cries* where’d you go dad”

by AreYouDumb May 17, 2020

andi's dad

the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.

andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry

by TOCH EMMA November 13, 2009

Dad

My dad is not like other dads. He truly cares about me and my sister, and does the most that he can to make us have good lives. He works and works to take care of us, and he doesn’t get as much recognition as he should. My dad is funny, jokes around (makes mostly dad jokes), and is really good at technology. This Father’s Day, I wanted to see if I could get this on a mug since there’s always coffee brewed in the mornings. But hey dad, thank you for being extraordinary and I love you so much, and thank you for everything you do. You make a big difference in my life each day, happy Father’s Day.

I’m hopefully gonna get my dad a Father’s Day mug with my own urban dictionary description on it.

by saraoic June 15, 2018

Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

Dad Game

Usually a game that someone 40 years+ would enjoy, this could be an older game or just a game that no one really likes.

My friend wont get off Gears Of War 2, and its really starting to become a Dad Game

by Jason Bo Bason September 27, 2023

stray dads

Butt fuckers

Nice Stray Dads bitch

by The fuvkkkjj December 19, 2016

Dad

For some people could be a person who walks away to buy milk. But for the others dad means a person who loves and cares but doesn't really show it that much. They are the person who you can feel the safest with, they are the ones that work hard for your education, so that they can buy food for you and your healthy.

They could be amaizing...

Or just a piece of crap who went to buy milk 16 years ago, and came back now to apologise...

X: Where are you going dad?
Dad: To get milk son/daughter I'll be back soon...

Ooorrrrrrrrrrrr

X: Hey dad where are you going?

Dad: To get ice cream, wanna come with me and get some for your mom to?
X: Yeah, of dad.

by €/\/\@_3~¿0 April 6, 2022